How To Spot a SENIOR Rizviite?

After the Phenomenal success of its predecessor How to Spot a Rizviite, presenting to you, Year II in Rizvi…

 

How to spot a SENIOR Rizviite?

 

> You can blindly expect him to work 9am-9pm, even on Sundays. That is a Rizviite’s ‘Product Differentiation’

 

 

> He suffers from Monday Morning Blues of a different kind

 

> Don’t expect him to be partying on holidays. His friends stopped asking him long ago!

 

 

> By now, he will have given up on Economic Times, Business Standard and all other technical papers

 

> He will call all nerds as HPLs

 

> Only a Rizviite will know what RKP stands for

 

> He thinks that anybody who missed out on those Legendary, Phenomenal lectures is a part of a Deprived Generation

 

> He still thinks that his junior year class, be it MMS-A, MMS-B, PG-A, or PG-B was the best class EVER!

 

> Her fascination with clicking photographs will have reduced considerably

 

> He will have atleast one of these talents:

– Making funny noises,

– Mimicking Profs,

– Talking,

– Sleeping,

– Singing or

– Banging tunes on the table

 

> He shall never name his child Kayyum

 

> Whenever you say “class”, you will hear a mysterious echo… “Klaaaaass”

 

> He will always be interested in¬† knowing “Kaun hai Waha?”

 

 

> For him, Choco does not mean ‘short for Chocolate’

 

> He is no longer afraid of “The Den”

 

> He will always be “happy to help”

*applicable to junior girls only

 

> He thinks helping juniors with studies is his moral duty.

(In his heart he knows he doesn’t remember a thing!)

 

> If she is from Marketing, her expectations from bald men will have gone down

 

> An HR girl can be identified by her Stylish Looks & Bulky Books

(yes it is BOOKS, you dirty minds!)

 

> And lastly, if you see certain elusive, unknown faces along 6th floor, don’t get scared.

They are still seniors, but from Systems!

 

 

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Rishikant
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hahaha….!!! very nicely written awesome it really say about us

Megha Kotian
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Too Good arwaa…. jus luvd it !!!

Anonymous
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Suppppppppppppppa Lyk…!!!
KLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS….!!!
Dnt be surprised if U hear sumthn lyk " HOOOOOHHH"

hanshika
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amazzinnggg..

Imran
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Superb observation dear… But why the pic includes only the guys from marketing.

ARSALA SAYED
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so tru n relishin…
luv u addwaaaaaa…
muah muah.. :*

Zeba
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heyy ya dat ws too gud….:-)

darkshark
Guest

was it u ? the author of the above lines ? …. AMAZING ..LOVED IT .. m/

Fawaz
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commendable sense of observation and putting those observations in words…kudos

monty
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i agree with affan…these 2 points should be added too..

And apart from this..mind blowing work Arwa..jus totally love it..srsly..

Affan Shaikh
Guest

And Dont ever ask him What is a Tool….. his answer would be its saamaan

He knows what are slave suits

Saud
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ha ha ha…. perfct Arwa jus 2ooo gud….. "klaaaaaaaaaaaaaas" ūüėÄ

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