How To Spot A Rizviite?

Well, this 1s dedicated to my new life and new friends at my new college!

Rizvi Institue of Management Studies and Research (RIMSR)

How to spot a Rizviite?

> You will see him leave home, on a SUNDAY morning at 7, wearing crisp formals

> He will have a conspirational smile on his face, every time he hears the words “Phenomenal!” or “Crystal Clear” or “Sorry, you are late”

> He will hate Dr. Kalim Khan’s autocratic ways. But if you do dare say anything against the prof, he will break your face!

> If she is a girl, dont be surprised if she says “Bald men are Hot!”

> He has been slapped by a girl at least once, when he accidently blurted out “Now this is what we must look at”

> He thinks a Paan- chewing man in class is ‘Cool’

> He will call everyone he meets as “xyz bhai” and will treat every girl with utmost respect

> He will crowd around the guy who has brought chicken for lunch

> He jointly holds the record for finishing a 1 kg cake in 20 seconds flat!

> He will never be spotted near the TV

> He will always carry a copy of The Economic Times, but will never be seen reading it

> He will appear online on facebook 9 out of 10 times

> Everytime you ask him “whats up?”, he will reply, “The same old, completing projects”

>  he will have a distinct style of saying “wassssuuuupp?”

> Dont expect him to know what places are a ‘must visit’ at Bandra. His life starts and ends between the 1st and 8th floor of RIMSR

>  He will never shy away from climbing the staircase. The long queues at the lift have taught him the hard way

> He will have unkempt hair. You see, Rizviites get their weekly off on Mondays – the day when all the barber shops in the city are Closed.

… and lastly, if he’s a Rizviite, he will ‘Share’ this on facebook!

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Pankaj Kalra
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NAIICCEEEE!!!!! now this is what i call…"TRUE STORY!!" 😉

monty
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Great work Arwa… This is truely what a Rizvi-ite's life is all about.. Great observation converted into WOnderful writing..keep up the good work.. 🙂 🙂 🙂

pooja
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good one…

UPASNA
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awesome…..!arva v didn't know u r a keen observer…
good job…..
now m actually feeling proud 2 b a rizviate!!!!!!

natasha
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amazing blogg!!!

amreen
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awesome @ Arwa wt a phenomenal blog .

Ambar Parab
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Arwa…. LIKE …LIKE… LIKE…!!! Fatttttttttttte blog… Proud to be a RIZVIITE…!!!

Anonymous
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I thaught u missed dis "Absolutely"
but gr8888
this is what we must think of

Nimita Nair
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Are u serious ? KK Sir read it ??
Arwa, this is brilliant !

arwa
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@mayank: btw Prof Kalim Khan read this! 🙂

arwa
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@ all: thanks guys! didnt expct such an awesum feedback! never!
@javed: wat fawaz incident? no d poor guy has nevr been slapped in my presence at least
@mayyu: dumbo i wrote it yest! must say u wer d 1 who inspired me… rem u tol me 1ce "write something funny" so i did! 🙂

mayank ware
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hehehe….when did u write this…
so damn true, ask some prof to read this
😛

hanshika
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fatte, amazing, lovely, awesome, cool nd all the other adjectives…

HASNAIN LOKHANDWALA
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have only one word for this one and thats awesome…..keep it up arwa….

Gauri
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that was "lovely", "phenomenal"…;)

anis
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gr8 job arwa we all r really proud 2 b ur frnd keep it up and make us crystal clear,love u

Javed
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Fullto Rizvi…….Its all OG and saab Fact hai!!!!!!!
Great obsrvtn.

Arwah is d Fawaz incident reallly true…..?
I hate the "bh.." line…….lolz
I want to know the names of the ppl to whom some of the lines are dedicated to?

Really generous. Arwah great job. V love u..

Anonymous
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amazing arwa mind blowing phenomenal fantastic !!!!! 🙂

Team Illusion
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Apurva Deshpande
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its simply wow!! arwa, u just couldn't write better!! I love ur blog!! Inspite of all that V rock 🙂

arwa
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haha!
we rock!

Slim seven
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lollllzzzz… Only a rizvite can come up wid something as original as this !!!

arwa
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thanks guys for your comments, here and on facebook as well!
@ fawaz: hey i knw its true you havent been slapped by a girl, and abt the TV thing.. but i felt a little exaggeration was required to make it funny!
who knows? you just step out of that particular class and while its still in your head, you say it, and it happens!

Fawaz
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good observations,i must say but there are some things i wud also like to mention

1.He has been slapped by a girl at least once,when he accidently blurted out "Now this is what we must look at"(really funny but not true completely)…;)

2.He will never be spotted near the TV(true to a certain extent,again nt completely true….remember the football matches discussions)

3.he will have a distinct style of saying "wassssuuuupp?"(thats actually a MMS -A thing)…:P

affan
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Its so true Arwa, every word of your blog made me relate to it.
And i definitely like it…oh sorry I dont like it, I love it.

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